Take Andy home with you! He's dying to get away! See Andy LIVE!

Birthplace: Franklin, Tennessee Parents: Charlie and Scarlett Siblings: Three brothers and one sister Children: I doubt it since I had a ballectomy at a very tender age, the Little Lady never really let me enjoy myself, if you get my drift. Education: Miss Fussbudget's School of Obedience; graduated with a doctorate in Barkology Relationships: I'm in love with Sara, a cute little Cockapoo, that lives down the street. I smell her a mile away and throw myself against the door until someone lets me out. Then we run into the bushes to do heavens knows what. Favorite Color: I am partial to the color of brown which tends to be found in small mounds in my backyard. Favorite Food: Hamburgers and French fries served on china in a fancy restaurant; none of that fast food for me, and most of all CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Favorite Song: Beethoven's Fourth Piano Concerto (who said I wasn't cultured) thrown in with a little Jimmy Buffet's Cheeseburger in Paradise-a man definitely after my own cholesterol filled heart. Favorite Restaurant: Depends on the quality of service, the amount of attention the waiter shows to me, and the one who brings the order to the table the fastest since I get very testy when I'm hungry, (which is all the time). Favorite Treat: Carvel soft serve chocolate and vanilla swirl in a cup Favorite Chew Toy: My blue ball which is filled with treats. I slam it around the house to get the suckers loose so I can snack on them. It is also a great cardio-vascular exercise which is preparing me for the United States Olympic Team. Favorite Neighbor to Terrorize: A young whipper-snapper named Roger who lives nearby. He is a sturdy white Westhighland Terrior who allows me to come out and bite his nose. What a guy! Favorite Movies: Lassie Don't Ever Come Home Again and The Incredible Journey because they did come home again What I like: Barking and annoying the Little Lady until she gets so mad she has my vocal cords cut. But HA! HA! It didn't work! A plastic garbage bag that lets you really sink your teeth into someone's discarded dinner Going for rides in my special car seat throne and watching all those ridiculous drivers out there Swimming on a hot day The aroma of a freshly laid pile of doo-doo Going to the beach and finding remnants of pizza, chicken bones, whole dead fish, and melted chocolate Finding a pack of gum or other goodies, in someone's purse Having the cops come for a visit when I break out of my pen, which activates the motion detectors and sounds the siren What I dislike: The siren on the burgler alarm Going to the vet Not being put to bed by 9:00 P.M. since older guys like me need their sleep Being watched when I go outside to do my "business". The nerve! I DETEST delivery men and want to sink my teeth right into them Being ignored by the Little Lady when she is on the phone Having to make a scene to get her attention Being yelled at for doing what comes naturally, driving her crazy Not getting the proper respect due to me for writing a book - I don't think too many humans can do that. Not getting snacks at least once an hour Having to lower myself to the abominable act of begging for yummies