Send me your praises and fan letters and I will acknowledge them wholeheartedly!

Dear Andy, I woke up this morning feeling like dirt. I stumbled out to my chair in pain (shoulder) and I happened upon your book. After I read some of the chapters I felt much better. The verse, "A merry heart does good like a medicine" is true. I felt perked up and in much better spirits. Thanks for writing your book. Love, Cathey P.S. I'd like the stuffing recipe that you stole from the refrigerator. Cathey, I am deeply honored that I have helped you feel better. And, yes, it's true that a merry heart does good like a medicine. Things that make me merry are eating and making the Little Lady's life a living hell. As for the stuffing recipe, I must sit and recollect, using my sophisticated palate to conjure up the ingredients of that detectible concoction. Andrew, I am so madly in love with you. You say it like a man and that really turns me on. I'm sick of all these whimpy momma's boys who sit and stay whenever they're told to. You got real class. Love, Talula Toy Fox Terrier Talula, What a beautiful name for a beautiful pooch. You've gotta take life by the horns and run the show. Otherwise, you will find yourself at the end of someone else's leash! Andy Baby, I'm the last of the "red hot mommas" and I want you to come over for the meal of a lifetime. I'll cook anything you want and serve you until you bust. Then will hit the champagne and let the night run its course. Hot Lips Havanese Hot Lips, You sound like the hot mamma of my dreams! Why don't you send my valet your phone number and he will set up a date. I'll bring the champagne and the Malox... Andrew, I make some of the most delectable chocolates in the world and would love to chow down and share them with you, that is if you know how to share. Your Chocolate Chihuahua Chocolate Chihuahua, You'd better bring a double batch. Chocolate brings out the animal in me. Andy, I looked at the cover of your book and instantly fell in love with you. I have dreams about running my paws through your gorgeous blond hair. Just tell me who is your beautician? Paws Paws, I beg your pardon, but I was born this way. I am a natural beauty and a natural blonde! Andrew, I have a wedding to go to in a few weeks and the duds on the cover are perfect for the affair. Is that ready made or custom? Sir Sussex Spaniel Sir Sussex, From one gentleman to another - a true gentleman never divulges the name of his tailor. Andrew, In your bio you mentioned a love interest. Is that still going on or do you think you might be able to fit me into your busy social schedule? Available and Waiting Available and Waiting, Honey, you'll have to get in line. Contact my valet and he will schedule you in. Andrew, Do you really drive around in a limo and have your own plane? This certainly is giving all us chaps food for thought about how to impress the girls! Curious Chow Chow Curious, Obviously, a dog of my stature and social standing is very busy and is required to have superior transportation in order to accommodate my hectic schedule. As for impressing the girls, well, anyone could tell you that is not due to my collection of vehicles, but rather to my colorful assortment of innate charms.